The League of Leftist Superheroes Has Assembled!
It’s a “go”! My studio sources report the entire project has a greenlight!
The working title, the ensemble, and the first wave of Leftist superhero characters all approved. Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the latest blockbuster from Hollywood to recapture the magic.
One Team. Seven Causes.
THE GAY, TRANSGENDER JIHADI
Some contradictions are worth dying for. First mission: to construct a “Globalize the Intifada” Pride Parade Float.
CAPTAIN LAND ACKNOWLEDGMENT
He named the tribe. He kept the house. He is a tenured professor who opens every lecture, wedding toast, and airline safety video by naming the tribe whose land the building sits on. Which doesn’t prevent him from cashing the checks.
THE FEMINIST OF THE RESISTANCE
She can spot a microaggression from over one mile away. Her costume sewed itself together the night she decided only one patriarchy was the real one. Her secret nightmare? Hoping she’s forced to wear a Niqab full-time.
THEY/THEM, SCOURGE OF THE BINARY
They/Them, Scourge of the Binary (and Also of the Jews): a campus organizer whose gender is a fluid act of resistance. Powers include rewriting history in real time and declaring that “decolonize” means whatever he/she/it believes at the moment. Loses all powers if asked to define a “woman” or “from the river to the sea”.
THE ABOLITIONIST WHO CALLED 911
“Disband them. After they finish responding to my 911 call”. Wants to dismantle prisons, police, and the carceral state until the Amazon package is stolen or someone keys the Prius.
COMRADE PRIVATE JET
Climate justice personified. Able to lecture a farmer about methane while booking last-minute private jet travel.
THE DECOLONIAL HOA CHAIR
“Decolonize the lawn. Keep the setbacks.” Fights settler colonialism by writing bylaws about acceptable lawn height and approved paint colors. Land is stolen, except the part with the clubhouse and the pool.
Coming soon to IMAX theaters near you!
Editor’s note: Christian Toto could not be reached for comment at press time.
Subscribe now for free updates! A Paid sub unlocks all of the “Time Surfing” Graphic Histories; the true story of Spygate - the Graphic Novel; The Laptop From Hell and much more!
Share to earn Rewards! See the Leaderboard for details.
The Black-Pilling of America: Escaping the Fear
A graphic adaptation of Promethean Overviews • The Black-Pilling of America: How to Escape the Trap of Fear with Mike Steger.
Top 20 Suicidal Policies of the Last Democrat Administration
And by “suicidal” I mean that. Had Harris won, the country would be in complete and total freefall. Economic. National security. You name it. As you’ve come to expect, I’ve got all the receipts. Let’s revisit the “Biden” (i.e., Obama and his apparatchiks
Time Surfing: Experience History.
Time Surfing (full guide here):
If only Hollywood types could see themselves!
😂👌