Top 20 FBI Fun Facts - Comey Edition
Leaks, Lies, and FISA Fiascos: Jim "Benedict" Comey's Greatest Hits
Former FBI director James Comey has been implicated in a variety of suspicious and partisan activities related to his aggressive investigative actions against then-candidate and later President Trump.
Here are 20 of his most egregious actions.
1. Early July 2015: Clinton Email Investigation Begins
The FBI opens an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server after classified info is found, but Comey’s handling raises suspicions of bias as all evidence—Datto server backups, smashed BlackBerrys, and wiped devices—mysteriously vanishes or remains unrecovered. Poof goes the evidence—just another magic trick from Comey’s impartial hat!
2. July 5, 2016: Comey Publicly Clears Clinton
Comey announces no charges for Clinton, calling her actions “extremely careless” but not criminal, despite evidence of mishandling classified info, possible Espionage Act violations, and obstruction via destroyed devices—crimes critics say he downplayed to protect her, bypassing DOJ protocol with his public exoneration. This move reeks of selective enforcement and bias. Felonies? What felonies? Just a little oopsie for Hillary, courtesy of Jim!
3. September 28, 2016: Comey Rejects Calls to Reopen Clinton Case
Testifying to Congress, Comey defends closing the Clinton email probe despite GOP pressure, insisting the FBI isn’t swayed by politics. Detractors argue he’s lying to shield a preferred outcome. “We’re not weasels,” he says—sure, Jim… riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
4. October 28, 2016: Clinton Email Probe Reopened
Days before the election, Comey notifies Congress of new emails found on Anthony Weiner’s laptop, reopening the Clinton case; critics say this was a calculated play to appease Republicans or sabotage Clinton after pressure mounted over his initial leniency. It’s seen as a blatant electoral interference move. Timing’s everything when you’re stirring the pot, huh, Jim? Or should I say “honey-pot”?
5. November 6, 2016: Comey Clears Clinton Again
Comey tells Congress the new emails change nothing, closing the case once more—just before Election Day. This flip-flop fuels accusations of playing both sides. Consistency is overrated when you’re the FBI’s puppet master!
6. July 2016 (Exact Date Unknown): Crossfire Hurricane Launched
The FBI, under Comey, opens an investigation into Trump campaign ties to Russia, later criticized as baseless and politically motivated. Allegations of “honey-pot” tactics emerge years later. Nothing like a good fishing trip to catch a president, eh?
7. December 9, 2016: Signs Off on Carter Page FISA Warrant
Comey approves the first FISA warrant to surveil Trump aide Carter Page, relying on the Steele Dossier—compiled by ex-spy Christopher Steele, funded by Clinton’s campaign and the DNC—which Comey knew was unverified and uncorroborated, yet he omitted this from the court, per the DOJ IG’s findings. This suggests deliberate deception to spy on Trump’s team. Unverified dirt from a manufactured, political hit job? Perfect for a FISA warrant, says Comey!
8. February 14, 2017: Trump Meeting Memo
Comey memos a private meeting where Trump allegedly asks him to drop the Michael Flynn probe, later leaking it to spark a special counsel. This is seen as a calculated move against Trump. Dear diary, today I set a trap for a patriot!
9. March 20, 2017: Comey Confirms Trump-Russia Probe
Testifying before Congress, Comey publicly confirms the Trump-Russia investigation, breaking with FBI norms of silence on ongoing cases. Critics say he’s grandstanding to damage Trump. Why keep it secret when you can make headlines?
10. May 3, 2017: Defends Clinton Email Letter
Comey tells the Senate Judiciary Committee he’d do the October 2016 Clinton letter again, despite admitting it made him “mildly nauseous.” Some argue he’s lying about its impartial intent. Mildly nauseous? More like mildly dishonest!
11. May 9, 2017: Fired by Trump
Trump fires Comey, citing his handling of the Clinton probe, though Comey claims it’s about Russia. His subsequent actions suggest a vendetta or just maybe treason. Guess who’s got a grudge?
12. May 16, 2017: Leaks Memo to Press
Post-firing, Comey has a friend leak his Trump meeting memo to The New York Times, aiming to trigger a special counsel. That single act resulted in political turmoil with the fruitless Mueller Probe and related cover-up activities. The DOJ also found this violated FBI policy. Leaking like a sieve—just another day in Comey’s ethical paradise!
13. June 8, 2017: Senate Testimony
Comey tells the Senate he documented Trump talks fearing lies, implying obstruction, but some say he misled Congress about his own actions. His selective memory raises eyebrows. Truth, lies, and leadership—pick two, Jimmy!
14. June 2015 (Alleged): Off-the-Books Trump Probe
A 2024 whistleblower claims Comey ordered an illegal “honey-pot” operation against Trump’s 2016 campaign, predating Crossfire Hurricane. If true, it’s a bombshell of impartiality’s demise. Spy games with a side of sex appeal—classy move, Director!
15. December 2016: Papadopoulos Targeting (Alleged)
The same whistleblower alleges Comey’s “honeypot” agents targeted Trump aide George Papadopoulos, omitted from later FISA warrants. This suggests deceit to courts. Tricking the judges, one honey trap at a time!
16. April 19, 2018: Memos Released to Congress
DOJ releases Comey’s memos, some containing classified info, raising questions about his handling of sensitive material. Critics say he broke the law retaining them. Oops, did I just mishandle classified stuff? Silly me!
17. December 17, 2018: House Testimony
Comey testifies before the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees about the Clinton and Trump probes, claiming no bias, but says “I don’t recall” over 200 times to questions about FBI misconduct, FISA abuses, and leaks—dodging specifics on Steele Dossier origins and his role in Crossfire Hurricane. Critics call it a masterclass in evasion, suggesting he’s hiding damning truths. No memories of anything important when it counts—convenient for someone with so much to hide!
18. July 31, 2019: DOJ IG Refers Comey for Prosecution
The DOJ Inspector General finds Comey improperly leaked memos and recommends prosecution, though no charges follow. It’s a damning mark on his record. Close call, Jim—guess your halo’s still intact, barely!
19. August 29, 2019: IG Report Released
The IG report details Comey’s policy violations, accusing him of setting a “dangerous example” with leaks. His impartiality takes another hit. Rules are for peasants, not our noble ex-director!
20. October 29, 2024: Whistleblower Alleges Secret Probe
A House Judiciary Committee whistleblower claims Comey hid an off-the-books Trump probe from oversight, including honeypot tactics. If verified, it’s a stunning abuse of power. Honey-pots and cover-ups—Comey’s legacy just keeps getting sweeter!
Benedict Arnold, Aaron Burr and James Comey.
ABC: Three names that will live in infamy.
Related: A Timeline of Treason (a spreadsheet of key events related to Spygate, Barack Obama’s effort to destroy his political opponents using the mechanisms of government). Don’t miss it.
One of, if not THE most challenging tasks AG Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel must be faced with at this moment is determining which case, or more specifically, who will be the first person they bring charges against for the plethora of illegal and even treasonous behavior enacted and enabled by the former corrupted FBI and DOJ since 2015.
Perhaps “Comey, et al” would be the perfect choice, as he is the pivotal thread connecting all the players, including Obama, Brennan, along with a plethora of others who worked feverishly, corruptly and clandestinely to overthrow the legally elected - and innocent - President of the United States.
Yet we still have an FBI firmly ensconced in Washington DC making it a 4 year job of investigating 35,000 "agents", special and not so special, looking for the bad actors, and criminal element within.
Efficiency to me is just closing the entire cesspool down. How many intelligence(?) agencies do we need?