Top 20 Insanities DOGE has uncovered... so far.

I repeat, so far.

Well, I’ve been Grokking. Trying to discover the worst abuses of the last Democrat administration. Which explains me having to use Grok. One requires an advanced AI to track down the vast landscape of Democrat graft.

And let’s all admit: this corruption became industrialized under a senile and titular head.

Here’s a Hall of Flame:

1. Stacey Abrams/Power Forward Communities $2 Billion Grant (2025)

   • DOGE uncovered $2 billion in taxpayer funds allocated to Power Forward Communities, tied to Stacey Abrams via Rewiring America, from a $20 billion EPA grant in April 2024. With $100 in revenue, it’s under scrutiny for potential fraud.

   • $2 billion for a nonprofit with $100 in the bank? Hope they invested in a nice logo.

2. FEMA’s $59 Million Migrant Hotel Spending (2025)

   • DOGE exposed $59 million spent by FEMA on migrant hotel rooms, leading to four firings, including the CFO, on February 11, 2025.

3. USAID’s Untracked Millions (2025)

   • Musk’s plan to axe USAID, announced February 3, 2025, followed DOGE finding millions in untracked foreign aid, snarling USDA programs.

   • Millions lost in foreign aid - better than the usual billions, one supposes.

4. CFPB’s $1.2 Billion Regulatory Waste (2025)

   • DOGE targeted the CFPB for elimination, exposing $1.2 billion in redundant costs, with Musk tweeting “CFPB RIP” on February 7, 2025.

   • $1.2 billion to over-regulate - who could have predicted?

5. $1.9 Billion HUD “Misplaced” Funds (2025)

   • DOGE claimed $1.9 billion was “misplaced” by HUD under the prior administration, reported February 16, 2025.

   • $1.9 billion misplaced? HUD must’ve thought it was playing with Monopoly money.

6. $4.7 Trillion Untraceable Treasury Payments (2025)

   • DOGE’s Treasury audit flagged $4.7 trillion in payments lacking tracking codes, a finding from February 18, 2025.

   • $4.7 trillion could pay for a lot of nice things.

7. SEC’s Billions in Alleged Mismanagement (2025)

   • A DOGE audit of the SEC, launched February 17, 2025, targets billions in potential waste, focusing on crypto regulation overreach.

   • SEC wasting billions? Funny that the crypto cops couldn’t police themselves.

8. NOAA’s $500 Million Duplicated Research (2025)

   • DOGE identified $500 million in overlapping NOAA climate research costs, sparking pushback by February 6, 2025.

9. USDA’s $300 Million Unverified Grants (2025)

   • DOGE’s USDA spending freeze revealed $300 million in grants to dubious renewable energy projects, stranding farmers.

   • $300 million to fake green projects? Would be nice to see exactly who got rich, DOGE.

10. Social Security’s $2.3 Billion Payment Errors (2025)

    • DOGE’s Treasury probe found $2.3 billion in improper 2024 Social Security payments, reported in February 2025.

    • $2.3 billion in wrong payments? No! That’s my Great Great Great Grandma’s check!

11. Pentagon’s $1.5 Billion No-Bid Contracts (2025)

    • Under DOGE’s $50 billion Pentagon cut mandate, $1.5 billion in wasteful no-bid contracts was flagged.

    • $1.5 billion no-bids? Pentagon’s favorite song must be “(Why) Shop Around”.

12. $60 Billion in Covid-19 Fraud (2025)

    • DOGE spotlighted $60 billion in fraudulent Covid-19 relief payments, targeting SBA oversight.

13. OPM’s $800 Million IT Waste (2025)

    • DOGE’s OPM takeover exposed $800 million in outdated IT contracts, locking out civil servants in February 2025.

    • $800 million for ancient IT? Bet they’re still running Windows XP 98. Where my Windows 98 Dogs at, Whooo Whooo?

14. Dept. of Education’s $1.4 Billion Overlaps (2025)

    • DOGE identified $1.4 billion in redundant education grants during February 5, 2025, hearings.

    • $1.4 billion in duplicate grants? It’s a DOE double-down on depressing student achievement.

15. $1.5 Million Serbia Diversity Aid (2025)

    • DOGE criticized $1.5 million for “diversity in Serbia” as wasteful, per February 2025 testimony.

    • “If $1.5 million for Serbian diversity isn’t enough, how about $1.5 billion.” — Democrats

16. $6 Million Egypt Tourism Funding (2025)

    • DOGE flagged $6 million for Egyptian tourism as a misuse, cited in the same hearing.

17. $2.5 Million Vietnam EVs (2025)

    • DOGE called out $2.5 million for electric vehicles in Vietnam, part of its “War on Waste” launched February 13, 2025.

    • $2.5 million for Vietnamese EVs? I have no snark remaining.

18. $100 Billion “Ghost Payments” Claim (2025)

    • DOGE alleged $100 billion in annual payments to nonexistent individuals, a bold February 9, 2025, claim.

    • “Nonexistent individuals” in voting and more!

19. GSA’s $700 Million IT Redundancy (2025)

    • DOGE’s GSA takeover revealed $700 million in duplicative IT spending in early February 2025.

    • The good news is the Obamacare website disaster resulted in the agency that became DOGE. Like everything Obama touched, it was a shitshow.

20. $1.8 Billion DEI Program Cuts (2025)

    • DOGE’s three-phase plan to cut $1.8 billion in DEI initiatives was leaked in February 2025.

Democrats, as a party, are the anti-King Midas. Everything they touch turns to festering excrement. And that’s best-case.